Hey, remember last month? It was October! Heres some pumpkin pictures to get you in the spirit of last month so when you;re sitting around your dinner table at Thanksgiving you can be thankful for orangy fruits that end in 'kin.' NOTE: don't go telling me that a pumpkin is a vegetable. I looked it up, it's a fruit alright. What kind of internet blog-site would we be if we were spewing out lies?
This fantastic scene can be found at the Jersey shore. It gives the general public to take out it's anger and frustrations on a man skittering around in camouflage for a price.
I'm not sure where to begin with what's wrong here but the enormous banner is as good a place as any. E=MC2 THINK ABOUT IT. Well, I've thought about it for a while and I still have the same conclusion: What the fuck?! Does the Theory of Relativity make people angry? Angry enough to shoot people with little balls of paint? I always thought it was pretty handy to have around. It's a good thing Einstein died a good 26 years before paintball guns were popular.
I don't know what geeks look like in Jersey but waaaay across the river here in Philadelphia they don't often wear camo body suits with huge gloves and masks and they most definitely are not disembodied naked man-torsos. Someone needs to take a good look at what a "geek" entails. They even tried to make it look like he was sketching out some crude equations on the wall in the paint spatters. Perhaps the Theory of Bagel Bites or the Theory of Planned Parenthoods?
Maybe he was just trying to etch out a "Send Help" message.
I often consult household items for advice. My toaster told me I should sell my stock in Tabb. My waterpik advised me to paint my handrail a delightful shade of blue, and my shoe horn asked me, in a non-threatening way, to be cremated when the time comes. So, imagine my delight when my I reached for my antiperspirant for it's daily rub-on and it had some advice of it's own for me. I'm not quite sure what I should be "going for" just yet so I'm just going for everything I see... wish me luck! Not that I need it! Thanks Antiperspirant!
Hello hello. Remember us? We used to host this site. I thought I would post some photos of the reason we haven't been posting much lately. These are BEFORE and DURING pictures. I can't post AFTER shots because I don't have a time machine yet. It's still being built. Anyway, enjoy seeing our new house in complete disarray.
Here's the living room. We chose to forego the pink explosion of lace and decided it should host everything we own in the world. I think it's a good look. The only problem is that it takes 40 minutes to find a fork or Qtip. The problem is that we can't disperse anything yet because the entire upstairs isn't finished. We still need to spackle and sand and paint and paint all the walls.
This looks decievingly clean and finished because the floors were just redone. The walls still look like a crack den with chips and breaks and wallpaper paste all over them.
Where did that hanger go you ask? I don't know, I just don't know...
Stay tuned for the AFTER shots. They should be coming along in about 3-4 years.
Don't forget to buy things from our store to support our mortgage
This is a small carnival held in Taneytown, Maryland (Niff's home town) every year. It's very "rural" and all the rides look like they might collapse at any moment and send children flinging off in every direction. It also just happened to be next to a graveyard for the convenience of getting rid of the bodies.
And, yes, that is a raffle to win one of many fun-time shotguns.