This fantastic scene can be found at the Jersey shore. It gives the general public to take out it's anger and frustrations on a man skittering around in camouflage for a price.
I'm not sure where to begin with what's wrong here but the enormous banner is as good a place as any. E=MC2 THINK ABOUT IT. Well, I've thought about it for a while and I still have the same conclusion: What the fuck?! Does the Theory of Relativity make people angry? Angry enough to shoot people with little balls of paint? I always thought it was pretty handy to have around. It's a good thing Einstein died a good 26 years before paintball guns were popular.
I don't know what geeks look like in Jersey but waaaay across the river here in Philadelphia they don't often wear camo body suits with huge gloves and masks and they most definitely are not disembodied naked man-torsos. Someone needs to take a good look at what a "geek" entails. They even tried to make it look like he was sketching out some crude equations on the wall in the paint spatters. Perhaps the Theory of Bagel Bites or the Theory of Planned Parenthoods?
Maybe he was just trying to etch out a "Send Help" message.
I hate new jersey.
that is all.
Posted by: bandelin | October 03, 2007 at 10:09 PM
I knew Bandy would understand.
Posted by: sutter | October 04, 2007 at 12:51 AM
Yeah, FUCK New Jersey.
Posted by: Ian | October 05, 2007 at 10:09 PM
whoah woah! What is with all the New Jersey hate? Jersey is great you guys!
The "shoot the geek" is not as disturbing to me as the "Wack the Iraqi". The same concept only it says "Shoot Osama" but dancing around is a guy with a big SADAM head... so I guess Osama and Hussein are the same guy now. To make it EXTRA disturbing, there are camoflage legs hanging down from the ceiling that move... so I guess Osama/Hussein have taken out a few soldiers and now his payback is to get hit by little balls of paint.
Jersey is a scary place, lucky for me I speak their language.
Posted by: kevin nocoins | October 08, 2007 at 10:11 AM
According to Wikipedia Saddam Osama is FUCKING FROM New Jersey, asshole!
Posted by: Ian | October 08, 2007 at 09:55 PM
Geek means someone who eats live animals, like a circus act.
Posted by: Bill | November 18, 2007 at 01:31 PM