What should I do, deoderant?

I often consult household items for advice. My toaster told me I should sell my stock in Tabb. My waterpik advised me to paint my handrail a delightful shade of blue, and my shoe horn asked me, in a non-threatening way, to be cremated when the time comes. So, imagine my delight when my I reached for my antiperspirant for it's daily rub-on and it had some advice of it's own for me. I'm not quite sure what I should be "going for" just yet so I'm just going for everything I see... wish me luck! Not that I need it! Thanks Antiperspirant!

Comments

[Jacob Estes]

I thought I was the only one that got advice from the things I use everyday. But I stopped listening last week when the oven told me "Yes, put it in me." and then my paycheck turned black and began to smoke until all the money was gone. The oven laughed heartily but mine was an uneasy one.

Good luck! May your household items be true and guide you to enlightenment.

[fern]

oooo cosmic!

[sutter]

I'm glad we share the same reincarnated household items, Jacob. I was beginning to think I was nuts.

[bearskinrug]

I've always thought you smell like you went for it.

[Kathie Whitehead]

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